Introduce yourself here:

I r teh mighty K-Lyd

Hear me roar!

I leik to write banging tunes, I don't leik poodles.

Sometimes when i'm on my own, i put my finger up my bum and smell it. yummy!

I was created in the year of 1979, by scientists in a laboratory looking to find a cure for retardation of the testicles... only I broke free and escaped into the world disgusing myself as a normal human being. A few years later i discovered this thing called music, I liked it, so i fucking made some. People came far and wide to hear my music, I eated them.

I realised if I made more music I could nom. Only poodles can see my true form.

Some of the above may be untrue.

Hello there! I'm DAVE!

Err, yeah.

I was born On the 17th Of june in the year of cthuluhu 1995

Yes, Poke fun at the child.

Hmm. Made my first track when i was about 8 when i found a CD in a box of shreddies, My first REAL track that i posted on b3ta was in 2007, i think. ill get a link

Went to produce some really shite DnB/Jungle for a while, then i stopped.

It wasnt until i went to a party when a few years ago when i really got into Gabba/terror and that. And also Speedcore

My first gabba track was absolutley shocking http://www.b3ta.com/links/412587

I just went on and tried various programs and things before i became settled. FL Studio was awesome to help me get off my feet, Then i moved onto Reason, where i produce all of my tracks now. Ableton is ok, but i didnt really like it, so i stayed with reason.

You can hear almost all my shite on my youtube page, www.youtube.com/b3tard

ME

BONUS FACT: I'm Not really called Dave IRL. SHOCK HORROR D:

Obviously i go to S*h**l No work for me. i got fired from a paper round after i delivered every single house, wrong. Instead i sell stuff to fat kids at school, gets me some money.

Born in london, moved to Colchester when i was 10. Where i done sevral poos

Thats about it really. Any other questions please ask

Hello there,

I'm electonic. love making electronic music and generally pissing about with video, sound and images... much like you i imagine?

Hi all,

just saying hello, I do mostly film/tv soundtrack stuff but I am looking to offer recordings of instrumental tracks (strings etc) for bands who can't afford session musicians on my website but I need to do a few demo's so if any of you think some of your tracks would benefit from a few added instrumental parts on them drop me a line cos I would love to have a go if you wouldn't mind having them on my site as examples.

Al

I'm honeybabe,

I like James Bond (Not Daniel Craig though), all Music with a very soft spot for Elvis, wit and rhyming words.

I hate peppers, ignorant people and find most maths quite dull, but .

I work in IT but I'm missing my calling as an alcholic drop out from society

I'm not the most together person but my mind isn't compleatly split.

I have mashed songs in the past but my software wasn't up to the work.

"In life we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars"
(Oscar Wilde)